hey

a thought

eminem is gay

proof:

the him fucking dre thing

dyeing your hair and wearing earrings thing from the aerosmith song

or hailie being ‘the only lady he adores’

sleazy disco

little eric and erica

dre is batman and he’s the burt ward robin

etc

okay at this point i’m just gonna put in shit to see if ryan will really not edit this like he said so like if you’re reading this sentence then wow i really got an unedited review on pfork